Full Lyrics : Bridgit Mendler - Undateable

Look, I'm the man bro

Iont really care what the fuck you think

Steak look rare but I grub dat pink

And the grundle stink

And I bump N-sync

Don't suck dick, but I blow dat good

Don't want sh*t but a ho that would

Lemme hold dat, bend and fold that

Get a Kodak, cowboy, Jerry Jones dat, lemme own that

Word... fuck that girl

Jew got hair, never cut them curls

Truth or dare with a cute au paire

Get a room to share, hit a boom, Pat Burrell

Spit dat turd, das dat sh*t

Gotcha girl up on ma dick

I'm bout to sperm up on dem hips

Don't wanna murder us a kid

Oh sh*t... whatchu say

Don'tchu do this erry day?

Don'tchu usually go with double meat when you eat chipotle

Don't your crew lack someone black, but you want one to hang no slave

And I heard your boo got so much back like she bangin' that Notre Dame clock

Faded tho.

Fuckin bitches you'd label undateable

Missing birthdays, hay belated brah

Naked out in san fran on that rooftop

I got tan cans, no tube top

Cause I'm the mafuckan man goddamn,

And these mafuckas bitches full a sh*t like zoo mops so

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